The moral is this: chest pain is not to be ignored. Had I just ignored the pain (it went away after half an hour or so) I would have died last October during that second heart attack. Sobering thought!

So now, four months later, I'm having my cataracts done. After open heart surgery, what's to fear about someone coming at your eyeballs with a scalpel? I had the right eye done last Tuesday and they're doing the left one day after tomorrow. The procedure is simple: they make an incision in your eyeball, remove the cloudy lens, and replace it with a plastic one that turns you from a near-sighted person into a far-sighted person. I can now see clearly from about six feet to infinity with my unaided right eye. Having one far-sighted and one near-sighted eye does not make for a pleasant time, however. The left, untreated, eye is my dominant eye (yes, I'm a leftie) and it keeps trying to take over, making things sharp - blurry - sharp - blurry ad nauseam. Literally. But the difference between the two is amazing. It's as though they had removed a dirty, brown film from my right eye. Everything is bright, colors sparkle, and I can see things clearly without glasses for the first time in 60 years!

*As I lapsed into unconsciousness, aware that this was the big one, I could hear the nurses saying all kinds of ER chatter like "get him intubated", and "stay with us, Ed", etc. But all I could think of was that I should say some last words, something for my loved ones to remember me by. Couldn't think of any. Later, when I was back among the living and surrounded by loving family members, I lamented my inability to think up some meaningful and concise final words. Daughter-in-law Andrea suggested "the murderer was....arrgh". Someone else came up with "the money is hidden in the....arrgh." I felt they were not really getting into the spirit of the thing.












